Until recently, society did a great job at compartmentalising different types of people. We had nerds. We had jocks. We had kugels. We had good girls. We had sluts. Now why did people have to go and mess this all up? Hipsters. Justin Bieber. Just two examples of combinations that weren't meant to be. It gets worse. Enter the brogrammer.
Now how would you identify a brogrammer?
Tight polo shirt? Possibly. Popped collar? For sure.
Wearing sunglasses. Indoors. A second pair hooked on his collar, just in case? Give-away.
Several Apple products. Running Linux.
Consuming "brotein." In any form. Brotein shake, steak and eggs, it all goes straight to those brogramming guns.
Wearing noise cancelling headphones. Probably listening to dubstep.
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Dual sunglasses, iPad, tight shirt, sandals.
For the aspiring brogrammer..
Hit the gym, boet. There's plenty of gym apps for your iPhone to keep tabs on your workout while you tweet about your brotein intake, bench improvement and the schweet honey on the treadmill.
Learn to multitask. Every brogrammer should be able to program while watching the rugby.
No weekend can be entirely devoted to programming. You need at least one visit to Tiger Tiger, Clapham Grand or any other bro-approved club.
Drink smart. Vodka, lime and water? Check. Castle Light? Check. Anything with carbs or sugar? Hell no. If the club is awesome enough to let you take your brotein shake inside, all the better.
Before programming, remember your flowcharts. You can't write anything without a flowchart.
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